This is the Adam and ....what the...where's Matty? Adam podcasts this evening with special guest host, breath noise. Adam competes in the podcast olympics, don't drink the punch, Adam watches his boyish figure, where sorry Mr, we've removed your lung by accident, and retarded policeman.

Anniversaries are for fuckups, They call him grace, we're Sorry Sir, you're over your 4 count maximum of wives, Seal Penis Soufle, Best-Of the Bitches, and Surprise Surprise.

Adam and Matty are crabby, bitcy and Matty is drunk this evening. It's an interesting time to say the least. There's a conversation with Terminally Single Tim, including three ways and Paula Dean, Rock Throwing, and British Kisses...and that's only in the first 25 minutes.

We begin tonights show with rants from the week. What is it about a clearance sale and white trash women? Adam and Matty bitch about their crazy customers this week. There are also stories about the nude pool party, one shot, two shots, three shots, whore.

Episode #18: We don't swim in your ass, so don't cum in our pool. Excuse me sir, before you get on the plane, do you need to empty your poop sac? How many immigrants can you fit in one attic, and Flaming wheel chairs.

In this episode, Adam discusses flirtation with a new boi at Wendys. "Are YOU on the dollar menu?" I don't think so.

We discuss a listener in Sinton, TX and offer up to make a love connection with one of our listeners. As there is NOONE in Sinton to be found.

Adam and Matty discuss their not-so vacations with the family over the Memorial Day weekend. Matty is bitter over his trip to Corpus and Adam recounts his trip to Hickville.

In the news this week, we celebrate the bull testicle as Adam reads a story about a festival in Wyoming. Anyone care for some deep fried nuts?

This is the Memorial Day broadcast of the Adam and Matty show. We were on vacation this weekend so this was prerecorded, but posted late so that I could add our updates.

Adam and Matty discuss naked sunbathing for anorexic bitches and the top gay vacation destinations. Also listen in to our bitter voicemails from our trips to see family this weekend.

Adam discusses his attempts at repairing Matty's ailing computer this past week. We get to hear Matty type the entire episode as proof that the computer was fixed. Adam complains about the Dell customer service representative and plays audio that is very fitting.

The adventures of Adam and Matty continue as Matty has a fight with both a weedeater and a 6 inch stud and looses. Matty also turned one year older this past weekend, and of course, drama ran rampant as usual. How many guys do you know who get ass for their birthday??